Thursday, August 2, 2012

Iced Tea


Hye! Welcome to Coffee Bean!
Hye.
Your order miss? (Senyum besar)
One iced tea please.
Yeah, sure. Southern Blend or Sweedish Berry?
Err. Come again?
Southern Blend is like the normal iced tea. And Sweedish Berry is a fruit tea.
Which one taste better?
I’d say the fruit tea miss.
Okay, give me one fruit tea then.
Medium or large?
Medium one.
Having here or take away?
Take away.
One medium fruit tea to go!

Kalau customer gua seorang awek, gua dengan bermurah hatinya akan tambah skrip gua dengan:

You need to add some sugar syrup miss.
Oh, okay, thanks.

Kalau customer gua seorang mamat, gua akan biar dan lihat sahaja mamat itu berlalu pergi sambil menghirup Sweedish Berry Iced Tea yang gua pasti pahit ya amat tanpa tambahan air gula.

Malu bertanya sesat jalan, bru.

Wednesday, 1 August, 2012, 3:18 AM

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